Jan 21, 2007

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What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?

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16 comments:

  1. well the fornicate using your own genitals and the fact that 152,029 held my interest, but for the life of me i couldn't click anything, such are the joys of Firefox 2

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  2. Me thinks Elderly has been on the drink again. Either that or I'm just about to fall to sarcasm!

    You're not supposed to be able to click anything - it's just a humorous copy of the Second Life home page.

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  3. I'm looking through the eyes of AOL and I can't click on anything anyway...

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  4. Me thinks Tom's observations are quite to the point...

    (coughs... again... drinks up)

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  5. Oh, they're laughing at us Elderly, me and you, the old duffers in the corner...Bloody kids...

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  6. so you can't click anything, well thats silly, i mean whats the point of having a webpa

    (penny drops...... face turns red...)


    ......I knew that, of course its an am, am erm, a ...... parrotey...dy

    coughs...

    tea?

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  7. Tea for everyone it is then!

    (hehehe)

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  8. (runs out to make tea, hiding his red-faced embarassment..)

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  9. Well that's ok... No need to run really.... Got it all on tape.

    :)

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  10. !

    feck!..

    sigh!

    (brings in tea.....)

    wanna trade?, a box of lyons tea bags for the original copy?

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  11. Thrown in a biscuit or two and we got a deal...

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  12. (runs out of room... checks biscuit box... empty...)

    just gotta go to the shops, wait there i'll be back in a jiffy.....

    (checks watch, realises shops are closed....)

    what about some brown bread instead?

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  13. Unfortunately that wouldn't too. It's far too healthy to eat... Unless of course I soak t in Tequila. Hmm..

    Yeah, it 'll do...

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  14. ..tequila soaked brown bread on the way.... hey we could toast it, then set fire to the tequila as we're eating the bread...

    this is going to be great!!

    (heads off to toast brown bread...)

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  15. Great, great I tell you! I salute your brilliant mind!

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